O-Si te escribe el FBI... es un timo fijo

La inventiva de los timadores de loteria nigeriana llega a limites insospechados. Comentandolo con un compañero, nos parecia inverosimil que alguien pudiera caer en este tipo de timos cuando el remitente fuera el FBI. Si fuese en estados unidos tendria alguna minima credibilidad, pero aqui, ¿Que pinta el FBI mandandote un correo diciendote que verifica que te ha tocado la loteria de verdad? ¿Y a el que le importa? Sera por asuntos mas importantes.
Entre otras sandeces, cuentan las siguientes:
-Lo manda la division antiterrorista y de fraude internacional ¿pero estan relacionadas?
-El FBI "autoriza" que se me pague el premio. ¿Desde cuando tiene jurisdiccion en Gran Bretaña o España? No solo lo autoriza, sino que lo gestiona para que sea mas seguro.
-La compañia de loteria de Gran Bretaña tiene una oficina en Seattle (es que los britanicos aun tienen en mente lo de las colonias)
-Si no pago los "fondos por las gestiones" debo pagar una multa de 3000 dolares. Que miedo!!!! La verdad que algun pobrecito hasta se podria asustar si piensa que el FBI es lo de las peliculas.
-Si alguno se molesta en ver el correo desde donde dicen que te escribe el FBI, puede comprobar que la terminacion .cn es de CHINA. Sera porque es una oficina secreta.
Lo mejor de todo es el final, ya que dice que este mensaje no puedo publicarlo. Pues aqui esta enterito para que los que aun esten dudosos sepan lo que hay.


Asunto: Message FromThe FBI..
De: "Federal Bureau Of Investigation"
Fecha: Mar, 3 de Noviembre de 2009, 7:34 pm
Para: undisclosed-recipients:;
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Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division Federal Bureau Of Investigation. Seattle, Washington 98101-2904 Telephone/Fax Number:
+1(206) 426-2866 Attn: Beneficiary This is to
Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have
thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our
Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum
of $850,000.00 US Dollars from a Lottery Company in the United
Kingdom. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won
the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this
winning to be authentic and paid to you via a Certified Cashier's
Check. Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an
International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have
successfully come to an agreement with this company on your behalf
that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United
States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly
without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $850,000.00 US
Dollars has been deposited with Bank Of America. We have
completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive
the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be
Legitimate, Safe and 100% risk free of scams and frauds of any
nature, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank
Of America you will be required to settle the following bills
directly to the lottery claims agent in-charge of this transaction
whom is located at the liaison office of the Lottery Company in
Seattle-Washington. According to our discoveries, you are required to
pay for the following: (1) Deposit Fee's (Fee's paid by the
lottery company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank
of America) (2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee (Fee for converting
the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check) (3)
Shipping Fee's (This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check
to your nominated destination) The total amount for
everything is $239.99 (Two Hundred & Thirty Nine United States
Dollars & Ninety Nine Cents). We have tried our possible best
to indicate that this $239.99 should be deducted from your winning
prize but the funds have already been deposited at The Bank of
America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner.
Therefore you will be required to pay the needed funds to your lotto
claims Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money
Transfer Or Money Gram. The payment will NOT reflect at the Bank of
America with the given transaction code(EA2948-910) until you have
covered the processing fees needed. In order to proceed with
this transaction, Click Here to contact your claims agent Mrs. Louise
Major. You will be required to call her for verbal verification and
e-mail her with the following informations: FULL NAME: FULL
MAILING ADDRESS(INCLUDING CITY/STATE/ZIPCODE): AGE/SEX/OCCUPATION:
CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS(CELL & HOME): You will also be
required to request Western Union details on how to send the required
$239.99 in order to immediately ship your prize of $850,000.00 US
Dollars via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from The Bank of America,
Also include the following transaction code in order for her to
immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910. This
letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation
is authorizing you to pay the required $239.99 ONLY to your claims
agent via the information in which she shall send to you upon your
request, if you do not receive your winning prize of $850,000.00 US
Dollars we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall
invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY by you
(The Winner). Signed: Robert Mueller Federal
Bureau Of Investigation NOTE: In
order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are
advised to immediately contact Mrs. Louise Major via contact
information provided above and make the required payment of $239.99
to information in which she will provide you.
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