martes, 27 de septiembre de 2011

O-Mary Johnson te necesita

A ver si poco a poco recupero esos mensajes que me mandan. Este venía de una tal Mary Johnson de Sudáfrica con el título "I NEED YOUR HELP". La dirección de correo denotaba claramente lo que era (ddxtezz@sta.att.ne.jp) ya que es de estas direcciones que uno inventa cuando quiere permanecer en el "economato". Además que creo que es de Japón. Tras leer las primeras lineas pensé que esta supuesta señora lo que quería era que le diera un hijo (a las primeras líneas me remito), pero al final he descubierto que su intención era darme mucha pasta porque quiere convertirse en mi patrocinadora y que yo le de el dinero a los demás. Como no soy mala gente, creo que lo suyo es que esta supuesta señora lo distribuya como ella quiera que ya meapaño yo. Además, yo soy ateo y me negaría a darle un duro a la iglesia, motivo por el cual no podría distribuir bien el dinero.
Pienso que esta gente deberían dedicarse a escribir guiones para Hollywood, que últimamente andan escasos de buenas ideas, porque cada vez se les ocurren temas mas estúpidos para intentar engañar a la gente.
Por si a alguien no le ha quedado claro que estoy de coña, esto es un timo como la copa de un pino.
Aún así, como llevo mucho tiempo sin darles la lata, voy a contestarle diciéndole que soy el representante de "Tontos sin fronteras" a ver hasta donde llego. Tras el mensaje os dejo mi respuesta.

Dear Good Friend.
I am Mrs Mary Johnson from South Africa.I am married to Mr.Lambert Johnson,who worked with South Africa Embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2001.We were married for eleven years without a child.He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian.Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.5 Million with a Bank in Cote D lvoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D lvoire.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church,organization or good person that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth".l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians not even good at all because they are the one that killed my husband in other to have all my late husband prperties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.

This is why I am taking this decision.I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Cote d' lvoire.I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund.I want you and the church or the organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church,organization or goodchurch, person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
Mrs Mary Johnson.


Hello:
My name is Armando Bronca Segura and I am the president of the ONG "Tontos sin fronteras". I have a lot of pain in my heart because I read your history but advice that you are a nice person who wants to help the others so I will help you in the mesure I can.
My ONG helps people who are victims from clever people who lies to them and take all their money. We look for benefactors that help them and give a job or enough money to recover from their debts.
I thought that you have a lot of money so I think that I can found anothers asociations to distribute in the better way.
I wait for your answer if I can help you.
Armando Bronca

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